No longer providing dog grooming services.
Hi. We're Jay and His Majesty. His Majesty is an ex-Romanian street dog, who now lives ... well, not exactly like royalty (our coffers aren't endless), but very loved and cared for in the UK.
This year we're exploring if it's possible for us to earn an additional income through sharing his (and my) favourite products online - only if we would recommend them to our dearest friends normally.
Anything to do with being a pet guardian or bodyguard, we may share it here or on our socials.
Wishing you and your pup(s) all the best,
Jay & His Majesty.


You represent a brand, you say?
We welcome all brands to reach out that are interested in working with us - if it makes sense; whatever the product, it has to be something that either makes being a dog's bodyguard/guardian a little easier, makes a dog's life genuinely better, or helps us keep the home clean and tidy for a house with a constantly shedding pup. (Seriously, if we skip hoovering for one day, we have mini tumbleweeds of fur by the end of the day in the corners of the rooms!)
Please note at this time we are only accepting paid collaborations, and charge in GBP.


Find Us Online
Contact
prelaunch@zoomiesandsuds.com
We are no longer offering grooming services.
Some links are affiliate links - you don't pay more for purchasing these products but the company (eg Amazon) will pay a little towards His Majesty's food and vet bills via a small commission, which helps give him a better life. We never recommend something we don't think will make your life, and that of your pup's better. AKA if we wouldn't use it, we won't recommend it.
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